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Entrances to Hell around the UK

Goliak

Bridlington, Yorkshire

Goliak seems to fade. It is used for sucking in any 20 year old human male who has purchased an unfashionable bicycle. Connected to Bill Masheen via a beautiful big brass pipe, Goliak is often unfairly called "Uncle of Bad Species" only because it once output The Melon Family. All the myths of 20th century physics apply here.

Radiation trace: Minor

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