Brenchley talks via radio. Its mission is to conceal from the worker-drones of the UK the realisation that they don't ever need to work, as the junk-mail that regularly flows into their homes is in fact a nutritious food source which, if they only knew it, could sustain them indefinitely. This entrance has a soft reflective surface which can learn. In 1881, Rupert, the patron saint of Stripper-Grams, was made into a worm and placed inside a football to mark Brenchley's bi-centenary.
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