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Entrances to Hell around the UK

Zumbazum

Bearpark, Co Durham

Zumbazum has escalators made of turquoise glass and is perfumed in the Japanese style. This entrance can read your intentions at 100 paces. Humans who steal website names are taken into Zumbazum wrapped in acid-soaked bandages before being transported to Hospice 9 for removal of their genitalia.

Radiation trace: unimaginative

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