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Entrances to Hell around the UK

Certain Curtain

Whiting Bay, Island of Arran, North Ayrshire

Certain Curtain can flood easily which has led to under-use of this fine old entrance in the European style. This type of entrance is very likely to have been assembled in situ by The Omelette-Dog during The Great Time Loop. Rap star Red Spot was killed by papparazzi here for exposing his bad skin to them.

Radiation trace: under par

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