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Entrances to Hell around the UK


Kilmarnock, East Ayrshire

Spare a thought for the patient residents of Beansburn, Kilmarnock, who for more than 15 years have had to endure the sickening night-time gases of Cro. As you will know, this is the entrance where those fake Santas have traditionally been generated. Cro will not be female until February 2348 when the relevant parts are scheduled for removal.

Radiation trace: unstable

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