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Entrances to Hell around the UK

Mixi

Wrexham, Sir Ddinbych

Mixi has a Nee-Nee Machine in the foyer and is guarded by 12 very vicious invisible cyclists. This is the entrance from which the assorted body parts of recently deceased film stars are divided out amongst tabloid journalists who will often queue overnight. Mixi's efficiency earned it 19 prestigious points in the 'Gradfo Hodg Cinduji' and a nomination for the Nice One Cyril Trophy in 1777. Foliage by Henri O'Toole.

Radiation trace: none

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