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Entrances to Hell
around the UK


Alnwick, Northumberland

Fwoahh doesn't know much, but it knows what it likes. It smells of a day on the river, shows symptoms of metal fatigue and famously has an unreliable alarm bell. Twister McShannon, of Leicester University, spent a year monitoring Fwoahh from the inside of a delivery van hoping to interview and photograph Satan for his crime-pamphlet. Tragically, both he and the van were unintentionally melted by Fwoahh's death ray due to an administrative failure.

Radiation trace: .0004 spectrons

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