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Entrances to Hell around the UK


Brighton, Sussex

Slartisfgh has a heavy aroma of crude oil and was built to provide a fast way out of Brighton. There are several miles of beech panelling in the tunnels which can be made invisible. Slartisfgh is never mentioned in The Bible, but it is here, during one of the early battles, that Matthew spontaneously became liquid.

Radiation trace: negligible

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